1Imagine being at a fancy party and then having to run away from zombies in pinchy shoes and fancy attire! I would find some way to make my dress into a romper or some thing so I could run faster.
Being at a funeral in a graveyard. You'd be mourning the loss of dear old Aunt Kelly one minute and then the next, she's eating Uncle Ron's face! You always knew that they were having an affair. Again, running away from zombies in classy attire.
Getting it on with your partner. You and your bae are enjoying yourselves when out of the blue, you hear distant growling. Things escalate with your partner, and the zombies hear you and flock to your house. At least you didn't die a virgin.
You aren't wearing any clothes. Imagine if you take a twenty minute shower, and get out to dry off, only to see a monstrous beast trying to eat you.
You don't have on a bra. Every time that you run, you feel your chest ache in pain.
Being on your period. Need I say more?
Being homeless. You don't have anywhere to go in the zombie apocalypse because you never had anywhere to be before that.
Being in a foreign country, where you don't know the language.
Living in the city. You thought that you were gonna go on a ride to the supermarket. Nope. The zombies have tastier plans. You.
If you murder someone right before the zombie apocalypse starts, and they kill you as you evacuate the crime scene, then karma is most definitely real.
Being hiking or camping. Is that a bear? Nope, it's just your friendly neighborhood ZOMBIE.
Being a zombie.
In a hospital. Doctors would sadly exclaim that the person didn't survive the surgery and then BAM, the doctor's arm would be torn off clean. Screams of terror fill the hospital as the zombies slowly build their empire.
16. Taking a nap. I mean, they would die in their sleep, but not peacefully. Thank you for reading! Have an amazing day!